The Malleus Zombiorum

That you are reading this suggests you are a member in good standing with that most ancient and holy order of inquisitors and hunters, the Ordo Sacer Venatorum, and, specifically, a hunter of the most foul zombie. If this is not the case and this book has somehow fallen into your hands, be warned that contained herein is a guide meant to aid skilled hunters in surviving the incomprehensible and dispatching these enemies of mankind. What is seen cannot be unseen. What is learned cannot be unlearned. This is the final warning. Rid yourself of this book now, or gaze into the abyss that will forever gaze into you. Dómine, miserére nostri.



Nearly 500 footnotes providing the venatores zombiorum with everything they need to know from popular zombiology and physiology, to weapons and armor, to cleaning game and brewing survival beer. Zombie hunters of the Order must know so much more than how to dispatch their foes. Preparedness breeds success. Failure dooms us all.



Zombios non patieris vivere.