Life is a Roller Derby Run by a Sphinx

Some people refurbish classic cars, others make quaint quilts, and a few still gather together to play Dungeons and Dragons in basements. Author Allison Hawn doesn't have time for these pursuits. Instead, she spends her days dodging every weird, dangerous and surreal happening that the universe can fling in her direction. Follow Allison on her "bizarre magnet" life as she narrowly escapes the clutches of a giant territorial raccoon, barely avoids death by "burrito bomb" and pulls off the chocolate heist of the century. Find a hilarious escape from your reality by stepping into hers.