Basic Bitch Apocalypse

The definition of a basic bitch is a woman who is condescending, predictable, and is unoriginal in style, interests or behaviors. That's what it says in the slang dictionary. To me that is a very good definition, but they left out the leggings, fuzzy boots, messy buns, and the pumpkin spice lattes. Have you ever wondered what would happen to the basic bitches when they ran out of the pumpkin spice lattes? Well I know what happens, and this is the story of what will happen.