Go the F**k to Sleep Unabridged edition

Go the F**k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don?t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar ? and unspoken ? tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny, Go the F**k to Sleep is a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not play this for your children. ?A children?s book for grown-ups! I really did laugh out loud?hilarious!? ?David Byrne, musician, father of one ?Finally, someone tells it like it really is. This is no-guilt funny and a godsend!? ?Cristina García, author of The Lady Matador?s Hotel, mother of one ?This is the most honest children?s book ever written. F**king hilarious.? ?A. J. Jacobs, author of The Year of Living Biblically, father of three ?Go the F**k to Sleep is the secret anthem of tired parents everywhere.? ?Bliss Broyard, author of One Drop: My Father?s Hidden Life, mother of two ?Captures the beautiful struggle of being a parent at its rawest point: bedtime.? ?Daniel Sinker, author of The F***ing Epic Twitter Quest of @MayorEmanuel, father of one