Best Little Witch-house in Arkham

Welcome to the Best Little Witch-House in Arkham. In this midnight den of dread and doom, you will find twenty-five rooms, each with a story of its own to tell. Here you will enjoy a delectable variety of otherworldly nightmares and blasphemies ... enough to satisfy even your most eldritch desires.  
Here you will find evil pop-stars longing to devour their fans. You will meet a sophisticated espionage agent in search of supernatural super-villains. You will learn the unspeakable beauty regimen of the loathsome Mrs. Hamogeorgakis.      You will discover the vile secrets of Kugappa, the writhing octopus-god, and Ghattambah, a grotesque insect deity whose soul dwells beyond time. You will drink the creamy Milk of Time, an unholy substance which flows through the depths of a forbidden house of horrors known as Der Fleischbrunnen. You will even travel through deep space to a futuristic restaurant for alien connoisseurs, where you will sink your teeth into the monstrous specialty of the house.     You will find all of these horrors, and so much more ... in the Best Little Witch-House in Arkham.