The Complete Zombie's Guide to Eating the Living: a Prop Book

This unauthorized parody prop book is the perfect addition to your Halloween zombie costume. A full 8.5x11 inches, so it's very visible when you carry it, the book is actually filled with page after page of valuable advice... if you consider "Ragha ragghh brrrrr. Grrrrrrr. Razahaaaaaaaaaaaa. Eeeeee ha, ha. Grrrrah, raaaahrg, grah. Grraaaah. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Raaaaahrraaaag. Grraha. Ha. Hrrrrrm! Graaaahrg. Braaaaaaainz. Grrrrrrrr. Arrrrgh, grrarrragh. Raaaaaah. Raaaaargh. Roooooooogggggg roog rooooo garugah. Raaagaah rooogh. Buh buh buh buh brrrrrrrrrrrrz. Grraaaah. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Raaaaahrraaaag. Grraha. Ha. Hrrrrrm! Graaaahrg. Braaaaaaainz. Grrrrrrrr. Arrrrgh, grrarrragh. Raaaaaah. Raaaaargh. Roooooooogggggg roog rooooo garugah." to be good advice. The Complete Zombie's Guide to Eating the Living - don't be caught undead without it! (For entertainment purposes only, of course.)