Who Built The Humans?

(check out www.whobuiltthehumans.com for merchandise, free samples and giveaways) "Like the scribblings of a mad genius," - Goodreads On one end of the multiverse, Nori Furukawa reinvents the time machine, uncovering the truth about the Swamphenge UFO crash and discovering that reality itself is in danger. On the other end of the multiverse, Sarbrox the Atanattat looms over an abandoned parallel Earth, waiting for an intervention from that long-extinct creature, the Human. In the middle, nine other universes coalesce, their timelines twisting over and around each other. Who Built The Humans is a ridiculous ride through soaring science fiction and searing satire where 47 chapters and 11 universes connect to form one seriously weird fragmented novel. It will blow your mind, it will make you laugh, it will unplug your simulation as you sleep. 1) Lucy's universe. An intelligent afterlife machine tries to lure humans back to Earth long after her abandonment. 2) The Furukawa universe. Brigid Pearson and Nori Furukawa uncover a time-loop revelation that might prove the existence of alien life. 3) The On-Series universe. Tin foil Tim's touching probing adventure clashes with a universe of darkly satirical lyrical storytelling. 4) Felix's universe. Stumbling from the wreckage of his car, Felix notices something watching him. 5) Dwindling universe. In the distant future, two reptilian archaeologists search for a sign of an ancient escape from the end of time. 6) Wooden robots universe. A little boy called God (no relation) turns into a weird teenager who turns into a weirder old man. Expect cosmic buffoonery on an unreasonable scale. 7) Anette's universe. A mysterious signal is translated by an advanced AI. The message: Something is on its way to Earth, don't tell the humans. 8) Architect's universe. Your life is an old game, and the players are disinterested alien octopuses from a higher reality. 9) Finality universe. At a predestined bottleneck in time, the Descendant awaits the arrival of a terrifying old concept, uncertainty. 10) Stephanie's universe. A potato-obsessed Engineer tries to teach her ship's autopilot how to have a sense of humour. Meanwhile, Stephanie is busy trying to appear like a normal human being and failing miserably. 11) Traveller universe. In this final universe, a nameless traveller fights to avoid the Hunters. Her survival depends on the Remembrance, a mythical talking planet that can rebuild galactic empires from memory.