Eat Locals

Low-budget British comedy horror. Essex lad Sebastian (Billy Cook) thinks he's about to score with cougar Vanessa (Eve Myles) when she takes him back to her countryside farmhouse. However, Vanessa is actually a vampire and has brought Sebastian to a semi-centennial meeting of her vampire council to fill a vacant position.

However, when he is rejected, Sebastian is forced to try and fight his way out and to make matters worse a group of special forces soldiers are standing guard outside the meeting, waiting to take down their vampire enemies. The cast also includes Charlie Cox, Mackenzie Crook, Ruth Jones and Vincent Regan.